horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

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