- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My penis is big... not.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Blake wilkeys hair style

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Yock

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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