Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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bees knees

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Seven

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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