Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Asians

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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