Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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