- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

kill yourself

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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