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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's 9 + 10 19

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Mormons having fun.

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TELL

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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