- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

balls

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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