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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

GADZOOKS!

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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