- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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