- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What's circular and round A circle

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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