- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I have a gay camel

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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