- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Cool Brian

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

My name is Harry.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

People...

Dumb

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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