- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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