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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Wigan.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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