Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

The Barackness Monster

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

"33"

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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