How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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women rights

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Mormons having fun.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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