Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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