- Anti Joke

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part