What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Oh...okay, good.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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