- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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