- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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