- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Womens Rights

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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