why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Obamacare

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Potassium? K.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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