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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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