- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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