- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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