A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Dont read this joke

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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