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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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