- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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