I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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