- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Hi what I lug you

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

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