Roses are red, Violets are violet

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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