What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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child labor

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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hi bye

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I am a women

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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test

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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