- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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