- Anti Joke

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave