- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Grammer is very important

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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