- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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