- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

kill yourself

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Female rights.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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