Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What's circular and round A circle

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Your mother is average.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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a seal walks into a club.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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