- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What does two plus two equal? 4

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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