What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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