A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Y u do dis?

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock Come in

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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