- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Hi what I lug you

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

suck my balls mr.garison

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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