- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

what happens every day? People die

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

I just drank a cola.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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