- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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