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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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