so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Anti Joke

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