Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Whats an Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

whats black and white? a zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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