What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

An epileptic man attends a rave.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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