nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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soccer

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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