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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Rebecca Black.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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