- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What do you call a black man? A person

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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