If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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