What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Potato!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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